alright santa is a mastermind
building toys to pass the tide
eggnog, gingerbread
work that elf, get toys from mine

always keeping good
but beware the dreaded bumble
getting drunk on christmas cheer
yeah call it festive stumble

christmas be that dysentary
aka the illest shh-
ludwig in the chimney
sooting on that naughty list

symphonize a 5th of coal
you'll find it your stocking
i shuffle through the seasons
christmas cheer is what i'm rocking

i'm down with the holidays
of every single culture
hannukah and kwanzaa celebrating on my sofa
drinking from the cup of life, we use the same ladle
spinning round together like a
dreidle dreidle dreidle dreidle

christmas cookies putting out
like overzealous mining elf
keep my swagger out of reach
my swagger jar is the top shelf

childish elfino, south pole never heard of it
reindeer form the crew, elves peeking at the naughty list
welcome to the north pole
this is where the magic is
i am just a christmas elf
crying is for naughty kids

Yes I am the festive kanye
And imma let you finish
Best giver of all time
Dont even need your Christmas list

beet-to the hoven
#ludwigswagger
stuff you full of christmas rhymes
turkey pentameter

you can Bring that hate storm
I rudolf through the night
Your cheer is just a phobic carol
a deadly silent fright

Swagger for my coat
yes i Use the best materials
Eating cheer for breakfast
Yea it's holly jolly cereal

What Santa don't know
It can't really hurt
he's been watching all year
so You better watch your skirt

you better not pout
if you challenge to a battle
don't have a change of heart
8 mile christmas carol

and i heard him exclaim
as he drove out of sight
sucka mc's
will never last the night